The Flaw of the Internet

What do you consider to be the worst flaw of the Internet, and why?

The sky is falling!

Each day as you head out to the office you seem to notice that the clouds appear a little closer to the skyscrapers and trees. Is the sky really falling?

Um, yes.

Translate the following sentences and use them in a short story:

"And liek, he sed it wuz toteally, liek, okay, and I, liek, totally thot so 2 cuz itz liek he a mind reedar! Wait, wut were we talking abote?"

Boss Transformed?

The universes must have shifted because your once loathing boss has seemed to have taken a liking to you...explain why this could be.

Pets.

Write about the pet you never had, or about the pet you had that you didn't want.

Word Soup.

Use the following words in a poem or short story:

literature
broken glass
cigarette
mascara
lighter fluid
lake
bridge
empty pop can
dish soap
pink

Coffee Companion.

With coffee as an only companion he carried it tight against him as he made his way up to a high branch on the tree. What is he hiding from, and why did he take his coffee?